i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
(via wishing-4-a-miracle)
runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:
you know what should be a thing? like, marriage, except it’s for friends
and you have this big ceremony thing where all your friends and family are there and you say that you wanna be best bros for life and shit
and on the night of the ceremony you dont have sex but you get a hotel room and eat pizza and play video games or have a marathon of your favourite tv show and then you go on a bronymoon
BRONEYMOON
(via some-asian)
THESE ARE THE AGES OF THE DISNEY PRINCESSES AND YOUR LIFE IS A LIE
And to think, a guy kissed a unconscious/comatose 14 year old.
thats a little bit shady
(via wilowisp)
im a bobby girl in my bobby world
come on bobby lets go party
NO STOP I READ THAT IN MARK SHEPPARD’S VOICE AND IT WAS VAGUELY TERRIFYING.
(via otakusmilingangel)
(via charmedsevenfold)
Am I the only one who thinks he looks like he’s aggressively screaming meow?
No?
Okay,
JESUS YOU’RE RIGHT
i have seen this meow on my dash for ages and now i cant even remember what hes really sayin
(via otakusmilingangel)
tumblr famous fits the 6-6 format
you could have a fantroll named Tumblr Famous
his lusus is the fluffy chicken
WHEN THE HECKY DID YOU DO THIS I MISSED IT ENTIRELY
(via some-asian)
When you want to be friends with someone but you’re too shy to ask for their Skype
When you have people on skype but are to shy to talk to them